Good dating slogans
I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil. Forever trusting who we are, and nothing else matters. When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back. Trust I seek and I find in you, everyday to eat something new. Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. Cthulhu for President -- for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils. There are two major products that come out of Berkeley; LSD and BSD Unix. I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I. I've always maintained that one should never tangle with anything that has more teeth than the Osmond family. We are sorry, you have reached an imaginary number. The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos. As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil. All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels. Anarchy -- it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something? "I only live about ten percent in this reality." "So where's your summer cottage? pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled a bullet out of my chest And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..." Smile or I'll kill you. Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'. How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all? Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans. Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries. Bodies jerk like puppet corpses, and hell walks laughing -- I am always right. Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand. The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. We should build an Intel processor out of penguins. Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!